Golf Vacations

Toadly Ossum asked:


Woman calls her doctor on the phone. “Doctor, I was out playing golf and I was stung by a bee between the First and Second holes. What should I do?
The doctor replies, “Shorten your stance.”

Guy goes on a golfing vacation for a week at a resort. While there, he meets a lady and they make a hit with each other. They spend the entire week together. On his last night, he’s having dinner with her and tells her, “I’d really like to see more of you, but you need to know… I’m a golf addict. I live, breathe, and even sleep golf. So if you can accept that, I’d like to get together again.”

She responds, “Well, as long as we’re being honest with each other, I should tell you that I’m a hooker.”

The guy furrows his brow while he digests this information. Finally he responds, “Maybe you need to work on your wrist when you tee off.”

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